Following on from my statement of intent, I’ve been looking into my options have made the following BOLD and DECISIVE steps:

1. I shall perform 100 press-ups in the next 6 weeks
2. I can’t give blood – apparently going out with someone from SA is a big ol’ no-no in the world of blood donation. However, this shouldn’t stop others – if someone could pick up my slack in the plasma giving stakes, I’d appreciate it. For reals
3. People – Twitter the hell out of me – I’m funny as all hell and your life will be better with me in it. Plus I’m dead friendly. Mostly
4. This time next year, as me to show you my card trick – it’ll blow your mind
5. I shall be able to use the term own without wincing or feeling in any way like I’m far to old to be using it

In one years’ time – feel free to pick me up on these and see how I did.